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Police Break Up Suspected High School Math Lab

April 3rd, 2017|0 Comments

SHREVEPORT, La. – Local students and parents were stunned this morning with the announcement of a police sting that shut down a high school math [...]

STUDY: Most Babies Prefer Pooping in Freshly-Changed Diapers

March 27th, 2017|0 Comments

CHICAGO, Ill. – Parents, your suspicions are confirmed:  most babies prefer pooping in freshly-changed diapers, a new study shows. The research team at Huggies, the [...]

Man Oblivious to the Disgusting Filth He Leaves in Bathroom

March 23rd, 2017|0 Comments

SCRANTON, Penn. – A local woman is expressing concern for her husband's mental well-being after he repeatedly failed to acknowledge the obvious filth he left [...]

College Freshman Shocked by Discovery of Machine That Automatically Washes Clothes

March 21st, 2017|0 Comments

ATHENS, Ga. – A college student was shocked over the weekend when he encountered a washing machine, a device he claims he never knew existed. The discovery came [...]

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“I Love You and All, But Touch My Leftover Pad Thai, and You Will Surely Die.”

by GEORGE WASHINGTON Founding Father Editor's note:  The following column, written by our esteemed guest, is proudly presented [...]